February 12th, 2005
OH RIGHT POSTED AT 09:52 PM as a stickied post My sister is chica and she forced me to join. Cookies, handcuffs, the whole deal. Tabulas isn't so bad, some people at my university have been talking about it. So I would've joined later one. Actually.. maybe I would have. Okay, maybe not. But now I've joined and I plan on being active. Blogging out my thoughts and whatnot, even though no one will ever see this except my sister. Because hell, I'm not giving anyone this URL. That way I can bitch about anyone and they'll never know it. Smart plan? Yes, I know. Bow down to my usericon, by the way. 1 shingles
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February 18th, 2005
1653! POSTED AT 08:17 PM Tomorrow I have to take my sister out shopping for her best friend's birthday gift. What a little pest. I can say for certain I won't be having the time of my life. |
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February 16th, 2005
Chain letters? POSTED AT 04:56 PM Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down) Make a wish!!! No, really, go on and make one!!! Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!! Not that, you pervert!! Is your finger getting tired yet? STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun?  Hope you made a great wish Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes: *Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a lot on your life. *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chain Letter Type 2 Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chain Letter Type 3 Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like: *Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!! *Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chain Letter Type 4: As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends. Friends A friend is someone who is always at your side, A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood, A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of arseholes, A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself, A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life, A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs, A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much English... - no, sorry that's the cleaning lady, A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The one I bolded is by far the best one. And amen. Feeling: amused |
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February 15th, 2005
Optigamer POSTED AT 04:11 PM Just so you know, I am putting forth all my time and effort into redesigning and adding new features to the OptiGamer RPG Beta. Therefore, the main site will not be updated on a timely basis until the RPG is fully completed. If you'd like to try out the RPG system, just register as a member on the site and create your character. Piece of cake. Stupid saying, but you get my point. |
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February 14th, 2005
At home POSTED AT 11:21 AM Nothing much to say. I'm hungry. I'm going to eat breakfast even though it's 11:24 in the morning. |
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